"Kids are bad for business. No one's kids are as cute as their parents think they are."
These are the words spoken to me on my first call with a prospective client. To give some background if this is not being read at the time I write it, we are in the middle of the COVID-19 pandemic. Schools are closed, and childcare is not an option. Parents are all finding their new normal in the midst of the truest "work-life balance" we have ever met. Teach your children, entertain them to their fullest, excel at your jobs, and do your best not to get fat. Easy-peasy.